Eragon: Why did I get rescued by a girl? I am perfectly competent to rescue myself.
Me: Because, I am tired of knight in shining armor stories. You are competent, but I like having guys get rescued by girls.
Eragon: Oh. Well, then, what about my love life?
Me: You shall have your heart stomped upon, then you get married. I have chosen a suitable wife for you.
Eragon: Why can't I choose my own wife? And why do I have to get my heart stomped upon?
Me: Because I am the boss. And I said so.
Eragon: But . . .
Me: No buts about it, mister. You do what I say.
Eragon: You are right. You know what's best.
Me: Take some lessons on flattery, then talk to me. I suggest taking lessons from Olenia, he knows what he's doing.
Eragon: I'm insulted.
Me: Good, you should be.
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Hi Argetlamgirl, I can't stop laughing! When does the Shadeslayer want his lessons?
Hi Argetlamgirl! ...Little odd in some places, but, like Olly, I can't quit laughing. When do we get more?
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